Anyone want to join our amazing Thursday night kickball team?
Cause you can’t. Unless Sara puts up the invite link!
ugh these fucking sex dreams. [I think celebrities would be more obtainable.]
I’ve been having these crazy wild sex dreams about you.
Until I saw the video of the school bus kids bullying and being unjustly harsh to the old lady bus monitor I’ve only cried 3 times with specific events in my life; this made 4. [1.land before time 2.lion king 3. ex-gf 4. old lady bullying]
it is what it is
YES!!! Thank youuuuuu! Oh my god, if I can get HALF as obliterated as you I’m assured a good time! I’ll text you tonight’s whereabouts in a bit :]
smoke soccer smoke drink[port]
where’s my fucking cookie
4:37a is definitely an appropriate time to get home.
[the fuck is on your biscuit]
it’s just me, the cat, and the house. and a bottle of wine.
bar. 345am. check. I wanna watch the motherfucking sun rise.
6pm. wine. porn. 2 cookies.
5pm. drinking wine.